Why the ladies love Dudes with long hair

Since I came out of the womb I've been sportin a mop. Not one of those "Totally Narly" mops but a "Rock the Motivator out". I have always received positive feed back from the Two Tunneled Valleys (ladies). I have figured out why exactly this attracts them. You know how your woman loves to go out partying with her girl friends, they go shopping, they talk on phones for hours, they sit around and watch movies together. It's because secretly 96% of women have lesbian fantasy's. It just rarely gets on because they both or all three or more, think that the others are completely against it. With the long hair its like a mirage, fools her into feeling comfortable, as if shes with one of the gals, but you got the ol test and hairy face to make her feel the Mandominance. So when Taint Waxers make a snide comment about your mop just remember, you attract potential lesbians. Thats motivatin awesome and remember kids dont say awesome, its a curse word, no one should be allowed to say it.